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Twitter has a feature that allows users to make favorites of tweets they like, I just don’t see the point, but I’ve been doing it anyways.
Here are my favorite tweets, I chose original (non reply) tweets that stand alone and hold way more than 140 characters of meaning or humor.
revision: Hard to believe that the scrawny kid who use to play with himself while reading Mad Magazine is now a prominent doctor.-Neilochka
Up late watching Gymnastics. Doesn’t Nastia seem like a cruel name to give a child; sounds like nasty and nausea -Luckymom
“Now I need to bone my blue ball!” screams my 4 year old. I am really hoping he meant “I need to BOWL my blue ball.” -mommastantrum
Even though The Man has tried convincing me for years that tomatoes are a fruit, I have my doubts. Privately, I believe it’s a vegetable. -mochamomma
can you not try to act like you have cholera please??? -CrunchyCarpets
Bob Costas is like childbirth. Even if you have forgotten, the reminder of that pain in the ass is almost instantaneous when it hits.-Mommy4Cocktails
Sleep deprivation is catching up with me. Will spend the afternoon face down on floor while children use me as a jungle gym. -WordToYourMutha
I swear by all that is holy if it rains for the NEXT 40 days here in FL, I’m starting on my damn ark -AnissaMayhew
I have found the root of the world’s problems. It’s quite simple. Men. Are. Retarded. -MissSueBurbia
I strongly feel the need to retweet @jkottke: “Accidentally waterboarded myself in the shower this morning.” Nice one, mate. Nice one. -Chuckumentary
I wish I craved exercising as much as I do chocolate.-DarlaF
“This is how the world ends. Not with a bang, but with a twitter!” Fairly constant adoration for Patton Oswalt. Sue me. -VelveteenMind
I just picked up a post-it note on the floor that has (in husband’s handwriting) “KOREAN HOE-Curled? Cheap?” The hell?
Marshalls is opening a chain of plastic surgeons with irregular, discontinued and offbrand boobs at low low prices! -Stranahan (and actually, that one was a reply to mommastantrum
Billy Joel needs to apologize to me again for Tell Her About It. -lauriewrites
Have you ever been out to dinner with someone and wished they only had 140 character to tell you something? I did tonight. -poshmama
wow, DH used Wii Fit balance board to weigh his luggage. -mamikaze
If rain is God’s tears then the big guy just lost 3 mos rent at Vegas and is none too happy about it.-chickybaby
Putting together a Radio Flyer for Ellie (who now crawls, stands, and just started her 1st tooth). I wish this month could last for 2 years.-hotdogsladies
Beer is cheaper than gas. Drink, don’t drive. -busymom
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