51 Sheldon Cooper Quotes from The Big Bang Theory
Sharing is lovingThe Big Bang Theory is a series which is well envisaged, well scripted and very well executed. One character which stands out is undoubtedly Dr. Sheldon Cooper, a child prodigy with an IQ of 187 (which he still disputes can’t be measured using normal tests). Here are some Sheldon Cooper Quotes on et al. These Sheldon Cooper quotes may at times make you wonder at the “grandness” of the thought. Excited? Then let’s straight away rush to 51 Sheldon Cooper Quotes from the Big Bang Theory.
Sheldon Cooper Quotes on Logic
#1. The entire institution of gift giving makes no sense. Let’s say that I go out and I spend 50 dollars on you. It’s a laborious activity because I have to imagine what you need whereas you know what you need. Now I could simplify things, just give you the 50 dollars directly and then you could give me 50 dollars on my
and so on; until one of us dies leaving the other one old and 50 dollar richer and I ask you, is it worth it?
#2. A fear of heights is illogical. A fear of falling, on the other hand, is prudent and evolutionary.
#3. You’ve got the brilliant Sheldon Cooper in your lab and are going to ask him to do the dishes? That’s like asking the Incredible Hulk to open a pickle jar.
#4. She’s 93. She won’t be disappointed for very long.
#5. Excuse me, Penny, but “Doodle Jump” is a game. “Angry Birds” is a game. “World of Warcraft” is a massively multiplaying online role-playing… All right, technically it’s a game.
#6. How is it that she can remember all those lines, yet as a waitress, she can’t remember no tomato on my hamburger?
#7. A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a drink. The bartender replies “for you, no charge”.
#8. How would one measure a sense of humor? A humormometer?
#9. If I could I would, but I can’t so I shan’t.
#10. I don’t mean to be rude or discourteous, but before we begin. I’d just like to say there’s absolutely no scientific evidence to support clairvoyance of any kind. Which means – and again, no insult intended – you’re a fraud, your profession is a swindle, and your livelihood is dependent on the gullibility of stupid people. But again, no offense.
Sheldon Cooper Quotes on Philosophy
#11. Like the
cheese, I stand alone. Even while seated.
#12. Hummingbirds are the vampires of the flower world.
#13. This is no way to make new humans. People coming out of people. Like some dirty magic show.
#14. Eat one of your Luna bars. Very often when women think they’re angry, they’re really just hungry.
#15. If we really want science to advance, people should have chips implanted in their skulls that explode when they say something stupid.
#16. I’m sorry, but in what universe is Wonder Woman ?
#17. As hard as this is I have to move on. I can’t keep postulating multi-dimensional entities and get nothing in return. I have needs too!
#18. If there is ever a church of Sheldon, it started here.
#19. Do you have any idea what it’s like to wait for years and never know if you’re finally going to get satisfaction?
#20. You may have gone to Cambridge but I’m an honorary graduate of Starfleet Academy.
#21. There’s a fine line between wrong and visionary. Unfortunately, you have to be a visionary to see it.
Sheldon Cooper Quotes on Change
#22. A while ago
changed from a star-based rating system to a thumbs-up rating system. I pretend I’m okay with this, but I’m not.
#23. I feel renewed. I’m ready to deal with any changes that come my way. *Sees Penny* Your hair is different. You changed your hair. . I’m out.
#24. You know, I’m given to understand that there’s an entire city in Nevada devoted specifically to help people like Howard forget their . They replace them with new problems such as alcoholism, gambling addiction and sexually transmitted diseases.
#25. Change is never fine. They say it is…. it is not.
Sheldon Cooper Quotes on Friends & Relationships
#25. Steven Hawking has a robot voice. That’s everything in a friend.
#26. The need to find another human being to share one’s life with has always puzzled me. Maybe because I’m so interesting all by myself. With that being said, may you find as much with each other as I find on my own.
#27. Amy, the Relationship Agreement was not designed for either one of us to get our way.
#28. How can we ever hope to have a healthy if I don’t tell her how disappointed I am and how I’ll never forgive her.
#29. Good night. And if there’s an apocalypse, good luck.
#30. According to the Roommate Agreement, Paragraph 9, Subsection B: The right to bathroom privacy is suspended in the event of force majeure, and believe me, I am experiencing a very majeure force.
#31. I want you to be , too. But not enough to do anything about it.
#32. That seems like an awful lot of trouble to go through for intercourse. Don’t you have access to women who will do it for money?
#33. I saw my mommy with a naked man and she was trying to be a mommy again.
Sheldon Cooper Quotes on Priority & Time
#34. Could we focus on what’s important here? I lost a bet to Wolowitz!”
#35. I would have been here sooner but for some reason your home isn’t on this map of Hollywood stars.”
#36. Leonard, be serious. We’re playing a game here.
#37. Given how much time you spend engaging in pointless self-abuse, you might consider, just this once, using your genitalia to actually accomplish something.
#38. If I wanted to waste my time on nonsense, I’d follow Leonard on
#39. Hello Penny. I realize you are currently in the mercy of your primitive biological urges. But, as you have an entire lifetime of poor decisions ahead of you, may I interrupt this one?
#40. I would have been here sooner but the bus kept stopping for other people to get on it.
#41. I’ll watch the last 24 minutes of Doctor Who, although at this point it’s more like Doctor Why Bother.
Sheldon Cooper Quotes on Food, Health & Medicines
#42. I believe the painful sensation felt after passing a meal of spicy chillies is proof that the rectum does possess the sense of taste.
#43. Clearly febrile delirium is setting in. Please bring me some soup while I still understand what a spoon is for.
#44. Really, Amy? Tobacco and alcohol? Need I remind you not a lot of scientific discoveries were made by people having a good time?”
#45. Ah, memory impairment; the free prize at the bottom of every vodka bottle.
#46. I do not have to urinate. I am the master of my own bladder. Drat.
#47. Look, a new topical antihistamine with lidocaine. Wow! I can’t wait ’til I get a rash.
Sheldon Cooper Quotes on Appreciation & Admiration
#48. Oh stop it. I don’t need to take this admiration from the likes of you people.”
#49. I must say, Amy, pretending to have intercourse with you has given me a great deal of satisfaction.
#50. I was expecting applause but I suppose
is equally appropriate.
#51. I was the nation’s smartest caterpillar and after pupating in our nation’s railway system, I have burst forth as the world’s smartest butterfly.